- Gretchen Klein: Oh, God.
- Thom: Are you okay?
- Gretchen Klein: Yeah. I hate stilettos. Ugh. Yet another mechanism of oppression. This is what the patriarchy wants, to turn us into tall, slow geishas with fallen arches and fucking sciatica!
- Thom: Well, can I ask then, just for my own edification, why, why do you wear them?
- Gretchen Klein: Because my legs look good in them.