- MauLer: The Force Awakens attempted to retcon the original trilogy. The Last Jedi attempted to retcon The Force Awakens *and* the original trilogy. The Rise of Skywalker attempts to retcon just about everything. Lucasfilm has no fucking clue what they are doing. No one there respects the IP or the process of writing in these films and, as a result, we a have a worthless trilogy that can honestly be watched without The Last Jedi now. Like, if you pretend that Snoke and Luke had heart attacks from TFA, everything plays out. Except of course the damage that has been dealt to those wonderful movies from a galaxy far, far away.
- Luke Skywalker: A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect.
- Callum Edmunds: Wait, I'm sorry? One more time!
- Luke Skywalker: A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect.
- Callum Edmunds: [laughing] Get fucked, Rian!
- [cue footage of Rian Johnson showing Mark Hamill how to throw away his lightsaber in The Last Jedi]
- Callum Edmunds: [about the movie retconning The Last Jedi] Luke then says that she shouldn't stay on this island and of course she replies that he did, and Luke then says "Coming to the island was a mistake".
- Luke Skywalker: I was wrong!
- Callum Edmunds: [cue footage of Palpatine laughing as MauLer snickers] J.J. stop please, I can't take it... this can't be real! This is the cinematic equivalent of two babies fighting over which one's toys get to be in the fucking sandbox, only the sandbox cost *four billion dollars* to fucking buy!