- King Julien: Be giving it up, flightless bird. I already have three batteries.
- Skipper: But your noisemaker needs all four, and the only way you're getting this one is if you pry it from my cold, dead flippers.
- King Julien: Ugh! Sounds gross... but doable!
- King Julien: Skipper, if only one of us makes it out of here, then let it be... Joey.
- Skipper: Joey?
- King Julien: Yes. Without the beatings, this place isn't half bad.
- Maurice: Oh, my feet are killing me.
- King Julien: Not as much as I will if you stop dancing.
- Maurice: But your majesty, we just can't boogie-oogie-oogie like you.
- Mort: I wanna go to bed!
- King Julien: No! Last week the baboons shook their shiny red buttocks eighteen hours straight. I will not be outpartied.
- Joey: Come down here, you bludgers, before I chuck a wobbly.
- King Julien: Have you never heard such a mangling of the language with which we are speaking?
- King Julien: Everyone I care about made it! Happy ending! But what is this feeling I am feeling? It is not a happiness.
- [Sees Joey beating up Skipper]
- King Julien: It is a feeling that I have not done all I could have done. I do not like it. How do I make it go away?
- King Julien: Okay, crazyish idea. You help me get out of this place.
- Skipper: Team up, with you?
- King Julien: I was thinking more like you do all the work, and I will watch with anticipation.
- King Julien: You must take the music inside of you, swish it around and spit it out through your tail. Just do as I do. Take in the music...
- [Music stops]
- King Julien: Hey, not all the music, you greedies!
- Maurice: It wasn't us.
- King Julien: Then what else could make our boomy box stop booming?
- Skipper: We made it! Up high!
- [Offers a high-five]
- King Julien: Yes, it is.
- Skipper: Down low?
- [Juilen just looks at him]
- Skipper: Too slow?
- King Julien: You. You are too slow.
- Skipper: Never mind.