The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Crown Fools (2009)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Quotes 

• Skipper : I've taken down an angry walrus with a wing and a prayer, and another wing. I can handle anything.

  Marlene : Except fun.

  Skipper : Especially fun. Right, men?

  [the others look away and agree weakly] 

• Skipper : All right, I take full responsiblity for this. Well, ninety percent.

  Marlene : Hey, I said "have fun", I didn't say "go nuts".

• Marlene : How about this? I quiet down the screamer, while you guys get the crown back. Sounds like a plan?

  Skipper : That does sound like a plan. Men, commence Operation: Give The Furry Cry-Baby His Bottle.

• Skipper : Atenzione, little rodentia. Has anyone seen a leafy crown?

  Rat #1 : Maybe.

  Rat #2 : What's it to ya?

  Skipper : We need it, pronto.

  Rat #1 : it belongs to our king.

  Rat #2 : And there's only one way to take it from him.

  Private : Smile and say please?

  Rat #2 : No!

  Rat #1 : Paw-to-paw combat!

  Rat #1 , Rat #2 : Beat the king, get the crown! Beat the king, get the crown!...

  Skipper : Okay, I'll go easy on him. Where is the little guy?

  [a huge muscular rat appears, wearing Julien's crown] 

  Private : Oh, you are toast.

  Skipper : What was that, Private?

  Private : Uh... I mean, hard on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, and good in a jam.

  Skipper : Oh, that's nice.

  King Rat : You are going down, clown! Down to Rat Town!

  Private : Aren't we already there?

• Skipper : You might want to watch out for those ninjas, Marlene.

  Marlene : Don't you mean bowling pins?

  Skipper : I mean ninjas. Don't you see the little faces on them?

• Marlene : Why are you guys working anyway? Come on, it's Fun Day.

  Skipper : Fun Day? Rico, code blue! Private, make a weapons check! Kowalski, options for... hey, hey, whoa, whoa! What's Fun Day?

  Kowalski : Few humans visit on Mondays, thus our zoo overlords have renamed Monday "Fun Day".

  Skipper : Why wasn't this in my morning briefing? How am I to know this stuff?

  [Camera pulls back to show a large sign reading "Fun Day!" hanging over the penguin habitat] 

  Skipper : Come on, people! I'm not a mind reader!