It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (2007)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : DJ Fat Michael?
Fat Michael : Yo!
Charlie Kelly : Squirrely D?
DJ Squirrely D : My man!
Charlie Kelly : Can you please play my tape for a dance chal-LONGE?
Fat Michael : Yes, I can do, my brother!
Charlie Kelly : [to Dennis] Cream always rises to the top and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
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Charlie Kelly : Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
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[about the dance 'contest']
Dee Reynolds : Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
Charlie Kelly : No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
Dee Reynolds : That's a 'Z', Charlie!
Frank Reynolds : Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
Charlie Kelly : I gave it a once-over!
Mac : Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
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Charlie Kelly : [Rickety Cricket, with a set of high-tech new leg braces, just challenged Mac to a danceoff] You know he's not gonna go down easy.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh no way, dude. He's fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology.
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Dee Reynolds : [about the dance 'contest'] Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
Charlie Kelly : No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
Dee Reynolds : That's a 'Z', Charlie!
Frank Reynolds : Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
Charlie Kelly : I gave it a once-over!
Mac : Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
