- Richard Hammond - Presenter: Bus lanes. Great, cos I can use them. The other thing that uses them? Buses.
- James May - Presenter: [on phone to Hammond during the London race. Hammond is on a bicycle while May is in a car] I'm just coming up to the Albert Hall. Where are you?
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: You're just behind me. I'm stuck at the lights, again!
- James May - Presenter: Oh right. I'll give you a friendly peep as I go past.
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: You do and I'll kick the crap out of your car!