- Nancy find's parenting increasingly more difficult, Celia's rehab spirals downhill rapidly. Doug finds winning Maria's affections far more difficult than expected.
- Nancy scares Harmony & Simone away. Maria wants Doug to win her heart before letting him have sex with her. It won't be easy. Celia has problems in rehab. The Tunnel keeps upsetting Nancy. Silas and Lisa's improved cheese shop is a success.—Toni Tapola, Finland
- Shane and his threesome chicks sit at the breakfast table, with Nancy in the room. She wants to know more about their "science project." She expects it'll deal with reproduction and disease.
She wants to know what happened last night. The girls bail. She guesses they had sex. He's 13. He tells her to quit pretending to be a mom. She responds by spanking him.
Silas walks in. "How'd this happen? What did I do?" Nancy laments. "You had boys," Silas says.
Doug's Maria wakes up in his bed. He's sitting there with breakfast. He starts taking off his pants. She thinks he needs to win her affection. He offers a compromise: "Can I just see one boob?" No.
Celia sits in rehab. The counselor preps her for the hell they're about to go through. But Bob Odenkirk is there, so it can't be all bad.
Nancy goes to work and finds Sanjay there, with the door closed. "I do what I'm told by the men with semi-automatic weapons," he says, "I'm like a total 'bottom' that way."
Nancy investigates in the back. More crates are going down the hole. Ignacio suggests Nancy is tired and should take a nap. He says he'll shoot her if she opens a crate. He shoots over her head and she knocks over the crate anyway. Semi-automatic weapons fall out. Guillermo comes in and tells her she knew what was up.
The cheese shop is packed with customers, there for the headcheese sandwich, which costs $240. When a large man tries to pay for one with a five, Lisa figures out he actually wants a headcheese sandwich, and not the weed-cheese sandwich they're selling him. Panicking over how to get it back, she tells him he's too fat. He tells Silas his mom is a rude bitch.
Back in rehab, Celia has to answer for where her drug buddy Barry (Odenkirk) is. She finds him doing lines in his room. "Seventeen years as a commercial pilot, I think I know how to sneak (stuff) past security," he tells her. "I can't take these places sober."
He lists all the rehabs he's been in as Celia is transfixed by his stuff. He offers her some. But she declines and starts chanting "clean and sober." She tries to take it from him and has a baggy in her hand when the counselor comes in. Barry blames it on Celia.
Doug complains to Andy that Maria won't give him sex. Andy suggests Doug try talking to her. She's an orphan. "Sweet, Daddy issues. Age difference should work in my favor," he says.
Nancy visits Esteban. After some small talk, she asks him what's coming through the tunnel. He says boxes. She asks him about Guillermo's "cousin." He's unconcerned about the guns. He sends her home.
Silas has a pitch for Nancy when she comes home. The cheese shop is taking off. He has a proposition. He needs more secure space. He wants to partner with her. She says no. When Silas says Lisa told him she'd say that, Nancy says she'll think about it.
At school the next day, Shane sits with Isabelle, away from the scary goth sex chicks. Isabelle catches Shane up on his mom's business, and that Celia got coke from her. She asks him if he's going to dump them. Nope. He calls them over. They ask Isabelle if she parties.
Doug tries to talk to Maria as they stroll on the beach. He tells her he's still officially married and he stole from the city. Then he kicks over a kid's sand castle. He mentions his kids, which he doesn't see because he doesn't want them to tell his wife where he is. Maria suddenly isn't feeling so well.
Back at rehab, Barry thanks Celia for her help. She tears up talking about how she has a family but they're not like her rehab group. A woman comes in to get her. Her insurance info isn't accurate. And by that she means "made up." She'll be transferring to their sister facility.
Andy drops by to chat with Maria. Doug's out. Maria says it's not going well. She thinks Doug's a terrible man.
Doug comes in with some lotion and a bed, which he won't pay the Mexicans the agreed upon price for making the delivery .
At Celia's new group, it's not exactly a nurturing environment. The counselor tells her to lose her attitude when she corrects him on her name.
Nancy goes in back to put money in the safe and finds Guillermo bringing out more cousins, Eastern Europeans, maybe. And young. She's troubled.
Nancy meets with someone in the park and starts with "Guillermo Garcia Gomez." It's DEA Agent Roy Till.
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