Donkeys (2010)

James Cosmo: Alfie

Quotes 

• Alfie : Can I use your toilet?

  Jackie's daughter : Who the fuck are you?

  Alfie : I'm your Grandad.

  Jackie's daughter : You've not been in touch for over 10 years, you once urinated on the telly when you were pissed, and you were accused of patting next door's dog to death.

  Alfie : You're well informed, I'll give you that.