Family Guy (TV Series)

The Movement (2020)

John Viener: Johnny Feedback Robinson, Nike President

Quotes 

• Johnny Feedback Robinson : All right, it's Bucket-O-Shrimp Night, brought to you by Rocco's Lukewarm Refrigerator Trucks. Rocco's: we got it there, didn't we?

  Peter Griffin : [finishing a bucket, his stomach gurgles]  Hmm. That child's beach toy full of gray baseball stadium shellfish isn't sitting right for some reason. Maybe I should smoke a cigarette for the first time ever.

  [as he lights up and takes a drag, his stomach continues gurgling] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, not a fix for now, but definitely something I immediately want to keep doing. Probably just to add something hot and acidic to the mix.

  [a vendor selling re-microwaved coffee passes] 

  Peter Griffin : I'll take one!

• Peter Griffin : Mr. Pewderschmidt, I think I have to go to the bathroom, sir.

  Carter Pewderschmidt : Not now. We're about to do the national anthem.

  Peter Griffin : [trying to hold it as the anthem plays]  Oh, boy. It's like Medusa's hair in there. I can't stop it.

  [starting to kneel] 

  Peter Griffin : Must... sit in a way... that pinches my sphincter... shut.

  Johnny Feedback Robinson : [the crowd gasps upon seeing him]  Oh, my! Looks like coach Peter Griffin is taking a knee during your national anthem. I'm Canadian. What is he thinking "aboot"?

  Carter Pewderschmidt : What's he doing? He's not protesting the anthem, is he?

  Peter Griffin : [farting]  Uh-oh.

  [a vendor selling shrimp buckets passes by] 

  Peter Griffin : Right here, dude.

• Johnny Feedback Robinson : Now for tonight's starting lineup! First, your coach, Frank "Cardiac Arrest" Ross!

  [going into cardiac arrest, Ross clutches at his chest and collapses] 

  Johnny Feedback Robinson : And the pitching coach, Bill "Doesn't Know CPR" McGillicuddy!

  Carter Pewderschmidt : Damn it! Where am I gonna get another coach?

  Homer Simpson : [in the stands]  I'm on vacation!

  Carter Pewderschmidt : Aw, darn. That would've been funny.

• Nike President : Mr. Griffin, we heard about your protest, and we no-heartedly believe that, with your help, we can conflate buying our products with genuine activism.

  Peter Griffin : I voted.

  Nike President : Yes. And now we want to give you a lot of money to star in a commercial for us. What do you say?

  Peter Griffin : Well, I have two questions. Will there be a stipend?

  Nike President : Yes.

  Peter Griffin : Ah. And what is a stipend?

  Nike President : It's a fee for being in the commercial.

  Peter Griffin : I'm in!

• Lois Griffin : [Peter makes a mess in the living room]  Peter, what the hell?

  Peter Griffin : It's okay, it's okay.

  [pointing to a sticker on his shirt] 

  Peter Griffin : I voted. So... yeah.

  Lois Griffin : What does that matter?

  Peter Griffin : Oh, well, I'm a part of the national conversation now, and I voted. So my hands are kinda tied, so... yeah.

  Lois Griffin : You know what? This whole activism thing has gone on long enough. You knelt at one game. It's not like opportunity's gonna come knocking on the door, offering you money for it.

  [as if on cue, there's a knock on the door] 

  Nike President : Hi, I'm the president of Nike. How'd you like some money?

  Lois Griffin : For crying out loud!