Family Guy (TV Series)
The Movement (2020)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Postmates Deliveryman
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Well, I'm glad all that controversy is over and we got our old Peter back. But I kinda miss Meg.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, yeah, that's right. She got traded to "American Dad".
Chris Griffin : I hear she's doing great.
[Peter turns on the TV; as the "American Dad" theme plays, Meg jumps out of bed]
Meg Griffin : [singing] Good morning, USA. Ba-da-ba-da-ba, Stan's the dad, and the alien's gay. And then there's a fish and a boy and a girl...
Stan Smith : [coming in from the bathroom] Hey! Shut up, Meg.
Meg Griffin : Oh. So it's just gonna be the same?
Stan Smith : Yup.
Roger the Alien : Yeah.
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Chris Griffin : Dad, what are you doing?
Peter Griffin : This is tailgating, son. It's where you bring all your trash and you leave it for someone else to deal with. Here, help me get this Christmas tree out of the back.
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Chris Griffin : Dad, check it out! You're on the news for taking a knee during the anthem.
Peter Griffin : What?
Chris Griffin : They called you a hero and an activist.
Peter Griffin : A hero?
Meg Griffin : Yeah. Because you took a knee to support the fight against police brutality.
Peter Griffin : Yeah... yes. That's what I did.
Chris Griffin : I can't believe my dad's a hero.
Peter Griffin : Oh, I'm no hero. I'm just a white guy doing what black people were already doing. In other words, a hero.
Brian Griffin : Well, can I just say, as the famed family liberal, I think this activism is great, Peter. Doesn't matter if it's me or, say, you who gets applauded for his progressive thinking, as long as the message is out there.
Peter Griffin : Thank you, Brian.
Stewie Griffin : [chuckling] Wow. You... you are furious.
Brian Griffin : Not at all. As long as the message gets out there. I'm no different than my peers; Rosa Parks, Nelson Mandela, Dr. Martin Luther King. Hey, did you ever notice he has the names "Doc" and "Marty" in his name?
Stewie Griffin : Let it go.
Brian Griffin : [taking out his phone] Hello, Twitter.
[chiming sounds as his tweet gets responses]
Brian Griffin : And I have to move out again.
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Peter Griffin : What happened to me? Where am I?
Cleveland Brown : Have you ever seen "Black Panther"?
Peter Griffin : No. No. God, no.
Cleveland Brown : Well, this is WaQuahog, a secret part of Quahog with technology more advanced than any nation. We brought you here to help you after you were attacked for your activism.
Peter Griffin : Really? So I'm the only white guy who knows WaQuahog exists?
Cleveland Brown : Well, you and one Postmates guy.
Postmates Deliveryman : [entering through a portal] Hey, I got your Taco Bell breakfast.
Cleveland Brown : Thanks.
[opening the bag]
Cleveland Brown : Oh. I don't, uh, I don't see a soda with that.
Postmates Deliveryman : Oh, yeah, sorry. Um... do you want me to go back?
Cleveland Brown : Well, I mean... kinda.
Postmates Deliveryman : Okay, but since it's WaQuahog, it'll probably be, like, 45 minutes, at least.
Cleveland Brown : Yeah. I mean, I ordered the soda 'cause I wanted the soda.
Postmates Deliveryman : [sighing] Okay, man. See you in, like, an hour.
Cleveland Brown : Right on.
Peter Griffin : You better give him a big tip.
Cleveland Brown : Pretty sure the tip is already built into the service charge.