- El Diablo: No one can put me away. And when I get free, you're a dead man.
- Alex Walker: Man, if I had a nickel every time heard that line, huh?
- Alex Walker: Paid on-time.
- Cory Santos: You pay on-time? Who are you? What did you do to the real Alex, huh?
- Lockhart: I assure you that El Diablo will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of U.S. law.
- Alex Walker: I assure you, I am not assured.
- Sampaguita: There are a lot of people n this world who take. Perhaps we need more who are willing to give.
- Lockhart: We are quickly running out of time.
- Kai Mendoza: Thank you. Assistant Director of the Obvious.
- El Diablo: You are a dead man. That is who you are.
- Alex Walker: Didn't you already tell me I'm a dead man? Maybe. But not today. Today it's your turn.
- Ernesto Alamares: You saved my life today.
- Sampaguita: I think it's the other way around.
- Ernesto Alamares: Yeah, but I wasn't the one firing off an automatic weapon.
- Sampaguita: That was kinda fun.
- Alex Walker: Nope. I'm trying to stay away from stuff like this.
- Lockhart: There is no trying. Only do.
- Alex Walker: Yoda? Really? That's what you're going with.