- Ernesto Alamares: You doing okay, bud?
- Alex Walker: I'm just peachy, man.
- Ernesto Alamares: It's just, uh, judging from the sweat stain on your back and the postcards strewn around your shop suggest otherwise.
- Alex Walker: Don't do that, man. Don't play detective with me. I invented detective.
- Ernesto Alamares: What am I doing?
- Alex Walker: A very rudimentary reverse psychology they teach bad cops with boundary issues.
- Alex Walker: Politicians are like diapers, my friend. They need to be changed 'cause they're both full of...
- Ernesto Alamares: [interrupting] Shameful how so many of these vendors have been closing down.
- Kai Mendoza: I know how it looks, but I assure you I don't have an agenda.
- Governor Nina Rosales: Not yet.
- Kai Mendoza: I'm sorry?
- Governor Nina Rosales: Everybody's got a pure heart until someone offers them something they want.
- Ernesto Alamares: [to Alex] It feels like you're heading towards one of those ideas that puts me in mortal danger.
- Alex Walker: I could've taken both of them by myself.
- Ernesto Alamares: Like the time with the kid on the scooter?
- Alex Walker: That was the duck egg... the fetal egg thing.
- Ernesto Alamares: [Alex tasers the thug] Did you really have to do that?
- Alex Walker: That was for Bayani.
- Ernesto Alamares: [Alex tasers the thug again] What was that one for?
- Alex Walker: That was just for fun.
- Governor Nina Rosales: You didn't tell me he'd have a gun.
- Alex Walker: He was never gonna use it.
- Governor Nina Rosales: How did you know that?
- Alex Walker: He's Canadian.