- Jeff Suckler: [to Laszlo] Hey, thanks for cutting my head off. Again. You dick.
- Nadja: Now, now. He was just doing his husbandly duties.
- Nandor: [talking about his horse] I ate John. I wept the entire meal. Even though he tasted delicious.
- Nadja: Alright Dr Arsehole, how does your 'Science' explain what we just saw?
- Laszlo: Now you see it can be one of two things: One, Mercurial Zyphyria. Two, Esparragos Gases possibly from a Peat Bog. Now, if you capture these, add them together using Yellow Bile from a Plague Victim, you got what looks like a Ghost. But, it's Science.
- [Esparragos translates to Asparagus]
- Nadja: Ooooooh..
- [Nadja gestures with a masturbatory hand gesture with a climatic explosion]
- Nadja: Thpttth!