Jonah: You're going to love it here. These people are so cool. They're... They're passionate. They're progressive. I've learned about four new bookstores just from the tote bags alone.
Marcus: Amy, I think everyone's just trying to be safe. People who hurt animals eventually start hurting people.
Sandra: It's true. My uncle accidentally ran over a mongoose, and then he punched out a guy at Foodland.
Amy: Really cutting up a storm there, huh, Ken? Did I... Did I ask you to do that?
Ken: Nope, saw the paper, saw the scissors. Don't have to draw me a map.
Amy: You can't fire someone for mental health issues.
Justine: Well, good, because I have a lot of issues. For one, I'm addicted to sex.
Amy: Look, we don't need an HR rep hanging around here auditing us, writing everyone up for all the little things I let slide, like visible tattoos and the pictures you put in your lockers, and unbuttoning your pants at lunch.
Marcus: To let air in so the mold doesn't come back. It's called hygiene.