- F.L.U.F.F.I.: [watching TV] Lots of heart. Cuddlyfluffs make me cry - cry - cry.
- J.D. Bennett: Those aren't tears, F.L.U.F.F.I.; you've got a leaky optical sensor.
- Jack Bennett: It's called bagels and lox, Professor Sharp's favorite.
- Helen Bennett: He claims there's only one right way to prepare it.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [holding a pair of bagel-halves to his eyes like glasses and imitating him] First bisect the Taurus along its equator. Spread on the cream cheese to a thickness of no more than .251 inches, arranging the locks in crisscrossing layers.
- Helen Bennett: Jack, we haven't had a vacation in ages.
- Jack Bennett: Well, I...
- Meg Bennett: Oh, Dad, can we?
- Jack Bennett: We've all got a lot of responsibilities right here, so I think...
- [glances at Helen]
- Jack Bennett: New York sounds great.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Bionic Six, impossible as it sounds, your mission is to catch that meteor before it hits Earth.
- Sport-1: OK, but it's gonna take one heck of a catcher's mitt.
- Dr. Scarab: [chuckling] Meteor, meteor, in the air; You fall to Earth, right in Times Square. And they say there's nothing good on television.
- Glove: [the Bionic Six use a modified web to stop the meteor from falling to the ground] Well, then, I'll just have to lend them a hand.
- [fires from his glove]
- Sport-1: [Glove has just thwarted the Six's initial attempt to save NYC from destruction by a meteor] Uh-oh, time for Plan B.
- [Eric leaps onto Meg's back!]
- Sport-1: Hey, Kid Sis; remember all those piggyback rides I used to give you? How'd you like doing the same for me?
- Rock-1: Gosh, Big Bro, to what do I owe this -- uhm -- honor?
- Sport-1: Well, somebody accused you of being the top Bionic sprinter in these parts.
- Rock-1: Oh, yeah; you forgot to say "Hi-yo Silver"!
- [She rushes him across the city, and into the path of the falling meteor]
- Sport-1: ...And not a moment too soon, if I say so myself.
- [Meg can't resist speaking up]
- Rock-1: Granted, you're the only one who will.
- [Eric chuckles while commandeering a steel girder; using it as a baseball bat, he knocks the meteor harmlessly into a lake in Central Park. He then turns back to his sister]
- Sport-1: Gimme 10, "Silver"!
- [She does, with a laugh]
- Dr. Scarab: Well, I'm torn. Should I wait for some ridiculous explanation for your uh - uh, stupidity, or should I blast you into next week right now?
- Jack Bennett: [in the Museum of Natural History] Well, looks like the meteor's the thing to see
- Helen Bennett: Uh, thanks, but I've seen enough of that meteor to last a lifetime.
- Museum guard: Well, did you ever see so many jerks payin' good money, to see a purple rock?
- Dr. Scarab: Ah, we meet again, Bionic-1.
- Bionic-1: The pleasure is all yours.
- Dr. Scarab: And so is the victory!
- Glove: That bionic bimbo is right behind us.
- Dr. Scarab: Fine. Let's see how she handles the rush hour.
- Yankees Coach: Congratulations, kid; you're about to join the greatest team in the world.
- [They notice the rest of the B-6 in a running battle against Scarab's Minions of Destruction]
- Yankees Coach: Hey, what's that out there?
- Eric Bennett: Thanks for your offer, but I'm already on the greatest team in the world. And they need me right now!
- [He departs]