- Meg Bennett: [after drinking the Brain Food potion] Now for the test: "What is the universe, and give two examples?" This is easy!
- Jack Bennett: Hey, hamburgers... I've got a great new recipe I've been wanting to try.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Dad - maybe we can save the goose-liver flambe for another time.
- Meg Bennett: Yeah - let us do the cooking for once. We just want burgers. Plain old burgers.
- Jack Bennett: Oh. OK, gang, I can take a hint. Call me when you finish burning them.
- [heads off laughing]
- Helen Bennett: Is that your prize-winning sauce, dear?
- Jack Bennett: Yes, but it's missing something.
- Helen Bennett: How about...
- Jack Bennett: I've got it. Some of...
- Helen Bennett, Jack Bennett: That seaweed from the Sargoso Trench.
- Dr. Scarab: He's a circus charlatan. How dare you suggest he's developed something that I haven't already thought of?
- Karate-1: [chasing Glove and Madame O into traffic] Time for some bionic jaywalking, Rock-1.
- [they leap onto the roof of a vehicle and leap from one to the next]
- Eric Bennett: Everybody all right?
- Rock-1: Just a little soggy, Sport-1.
- Karate-1: But that's better than turning into bionic toast.
- Dr. Scarab: I feel smarter already.
- Mechanic: Hey, boss - you look smarter, too.
- Dr. Scarab: Ah, silence, saphead.