- Penelope Garcia: When I was in the ambulance I could hear the song "Heroes" playing in my head. I kept flashing in and out of consciousness, everything was really bright and I remember thinking, "Wait, is David Bowie really God?"
- Penelope Garcia: [opening quote, voiceover] William Shakespeare wrote "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
- Derek Morgan: I asked her to go out last night. But she was pissed at me. She blew me off.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: So you ended up in church?
- Derek Morgan: Yeah. What does it mean? On one hand, if she'd gone out with me, she would have never got shot. On the other hand... what are the odds that the first time I pray in twenty years, she's on the table?
- Derek Morgan: [about Garcia's protection detail] I'm not going anywhere. This couch right here is gonna be my best friend until we find this guy.
- Derek Morgan: Take this gun.
- Penelope Garcia: I don't believe in guns.
- Derek Morgan: Okay, trust me, they are very real. Take it.
- Aaron Hotchner: So, victimology. Why Garcia?
- David Rossi: Look at her.
- Aaron Hotchner: What are you saying?
- David Rossi: You don't look like that by accident. She wears her individuality like a shield.
- Aaron Hotchner: [about Garcia getting shot] I don't care about protocol, I don't care whether we're working this officially or not. We don't touch any new cases until we find out who did this.
- [last lines]
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: I think someone's watching you.
- Penelope Garcia: Do you believe everything happens for reason?
- [walks to Kevin]
- Penelope Garcia: You.
- Kevin Lynch: You.
- Penelope Garcia: You're good.
- Kevin Lynch: You're better.
- [pause]
- Kevin Lynch: Kevin Lynch.
- Penelope Garcia: Penelope.
- Emily Prentiss: I just talked to Hotch. They think he used a revolver
- Derek Morgan: Who the hell uses a revolver?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Someone who doesn't want to leave shell casings behind as evidence.
- David Rossi: All right, let's cut the crap! You need to be straight with us. Right now. Look at me, not them!
- Penelope Garcia: I am not hiding anything...
- David Rossi: You got shot! Most people get shot for a reason!
- [Garcia looks around]
- David Rossi: Eyes here!
- Derek Morgan: Ease up Rossi!
- David Rossi: You got a room full of people here, willing to believe that an FBI agent is trying to kill you! We need to know everything you do on company time that we don't know about!
- Derek Morgan: Come on, man!
- Penelope Garcia: It's nothing bad...
- David Rossi: What? Spit it out!
- Penelope Garcia: It's nothing bad! It's just... I council victim's families and they know where I work, so sometimes they ask to look into their cases for them.
- David Rossi: What does that mean?
- Penelope Garcia: Just means that the cases, the unsolved ones, I tag them, so whoever investigates them knows that the FBI considers them a priority.
- Aaron Hotchner: You're not authorized to do that.
- Penelope Garcia: I know! I was just trying to help.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: What's Hotch doing?
- David Rossi: My guess is, wishing anybody else was the leader of this team.
- Kevin Lynch: Wow!
- David Rossi: What is it?
- Kevin Lynch: This system is insane! It's completely Linux based. Open Source programming! You don't see this in government systems, I mean outside like Switzerland
- Trauma Surgeon: The bullet went in her chest and ricocheted into her abdomen. She lost a lot of blood. It was touch and go for a while, but we were able to repair the injuries.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: So, what are you saying?
- Trauma Surgeon: One centimeter over and it would have torn right through her heart. Instead, she could actually walk out of here in a couple of days. And I'd say that's a minor miracle.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: What? Are you trying to make me look bad about staying here later than me?
- Aaron Hotchner: JJ...