Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "If songs were written about life's most embarrassing moments."
Ryan Stiles: [singing] Why can't I control my bowels?
Kathy Greenwood: [singing] I love you sooooo much, oops, I farted.
Colin Mochrie: [singing] Hey, that's me with the booger in my nose, booger in my nose, booger in my nose! Hey, that's me with the booger...
Wayne Brady: [singing] We made love at 5:06, and I was done by 5:07. And I was...
Colin Mochrie: [singing] Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog, but hey, those things just happen. Mine was just standin' there, and his little toes, they started tappin'. So I cut his throat, let go, take a goat, and then I put him on the barbecue...
[is pulled off-stage by Ryan]