- Cat: Hiya kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time to read some fan mail! Winslow, pass up those letters, my good man.
- Winslow T. Oddfellow: Nothing today, Chief.
- Cat: Are you sure?
- Winslow T. Oddfellow: Trust me. You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch. Forget about it.
- Dog: I have one! "Dear Us, Where did we come from? Signed, you and me."
- Winslow T. Oddfellow: Pathetic.
- Cat: Good question, Dog. As some may not realize, Dog and I are descendants of royalty.
- Dog: Right, royalty! Um... I don't get it.
- Cat: [whispering to Dog] Just work with me here, okay?
- Dog: Oh! Royalty! We were the King and Queen of England! We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss, and bowling balls!
- Cat: Yeah, well that was the rumor, but we did grow up in a beautiful country.
- Dog: Beautiful country high in the frigid peaks of the Florida Alps!
- Cat: Florida Alps?
- Dog: Then we learned to fly... out into outer space... and back down into the ocean! There, we found deep-sea leprechauns... and a void so dark, we got lost in a crazy negative demension!
- Cat: OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! THAT IS ENOUGH!
- Dog: You said, "work with me." I'm working with you.
- Winslow T. Oddfellow: And you two wonder why you never get fan mail? Sheesh Louis!
- Cat: [to Dog] Deep-sea leprechauns?