Henry Danger (TV Series)

The Beginning of the End (2020)

Cooper Barnes: Captain Man

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Quotes 

• Captain Man : You know, maybe you should take the job, Henry.

  Mayor Sockwell : Who's Henry?

  Captain Man : [cringes]  Dang it!

  Bose : [points at Kid Danger]  I think it's him.

  Captain Man : [over his shoulder]  Where's that memory wiper, Schwoz?

  Henry Hart : I don't want the job.

  Captain Man : Oh, really? 'Cause I'm starting to question your commitment to Swellview.

  Henry Hart : My commitment to Swellvi... are you kidding me?

  Captain Man : Well, you don't seem very committed to me.

  Henry Hart : I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.

  Captain Man : [moicking]  "Oh, my friends are leaving! I'm stuck here in Swellview being a sidekick and saving lives!"

  Henry Hart : Exactly! I've been too busy saving everyone else's life and forgot to have one of my own!

  Captain Man : You swore an oath to defend this city.

  Henry Hart : When I was 13.

  Captain Man : So?

  Henry Hart : So maybe I don't want to do it anymore!

  Captain Man : Yeah, because you're obviously terrified of being stuck here in Swellview with me!

  Henry Hart : Yeah, Ray. I am.

  Mayor Sockwell : Who's Ray?

  Henry Hart : [cringes]  Dang it!

  Bose : [points at Captain Man]  I think it's that guy.

  Captain Man : [over his shoulder]  Where's that ding dang memory wiper, Schwoz?

  Henry Hart : I don't want to be your sidekick for another 30 or 40 or 50 years.

  Captain Man : But, man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick and then you'd take over as Captain Man when I retire.

  Henry Hart : No, no, no, I don't want to be Captain Man, okay? I don't ever want to be Captain Man! I will never, ever, be Captain Man!

  [pause] 

  Bose : Psst! He's right there!

  Captain Man : [hurt]  Then why are you even here?

  Henry Hart : That's a good question.

  [takes out a changing gumball, then shoves the rest of the tube at Captain Man] 

  Captain Man : What are you doing?

  Henry Hart : Quitting.

  [chews the gumball, blows a bubble, and changes back into Henry] 

  Henry Hart : Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart, and I used to be Kid Danger.

  [gets into the elevator] 

  Henry Hart : Oh, and Ray?

  Captain Man : What?

  Henry Hart : I'm taller than you.

• Bose : Whatcha doin'?

  Captain Man : Buying a school.

  Bose : School of fish? Good idea. You gonna ride 'em or race 'em?

• Captain Man : Are you building the Omega Weapon again?

  Schwoz : Yes.

  Kid Danger : The one that can take away Ray's superpower?

  Schwoz : The same.

  Captain Man : Why you keep building that?

  Schwoz : Well, why do you keep pinching my cheeks and stealing my cereal every morning?

  Captain Man : Because you're so cute when you get mad. Now give me some of that Sweet Bootie Crunch.

• Captain Man : Come on, buddy.

  Kid Danger : Dude, no. We can't just take this kid back to the Man Cave.

  Captain Man : So we just, uh, find some excuse to dump him with... Schasper, Schiper, Scarr... lotte. Charlotte - I couldn't stop myself.

  Kid Danger : I feel like you could have.

  Captain Man : Cat's outta the bag. We know someone named Charlotte.

  [Kid Danger sighs] 

  Bose : Great. Can't wait to meet her, Schasper, Schiper and Henry.

  Captain Man : Hmm. Let's go.

  Kid Danger : Dude, dude, dude, no, we can't stick the kid with any of those scheaople because they're all at One Night in The Desert.

  Captain Man : Huh? Even Schiper?

  Kid Danger : [irritated]  Yes. She's graduating already.

  Captain Man : Before shoo? She's graduating before shoo?

  Kid Danger : [humiliated]  She took a lot of schummer shchool, and I can't schtinkin' believe this is schappening to me!

  [fires laser at ceiling in frustration] 

  Kid Danger : [falling plaster knocks Bose unconscious] 

  Captain Man : Careful! You could have severely injured my chances of gettin' a statue.

  [for his insensitivity, Kid Danger shoots his laser at Captain Man; Captain Man returns fire] 

• Captain Man : Schwoz, how hard would it be to alter the memory wiper so it only erases specific memories, like only memories that involve me or things that I've said or done?

  Schwoz : Yeah, there's a setting right here.

  Captain Man : [pause]  I'm sorry. What?

  Schwoz : It's easy. I can adjust this setting and it vill only vipe the memories of you.

  Captain Man : [a little outraged]  Then why haven't we been doing that this whole time, Schwoz?

  Schwoz : Because it's so funny.

  [chuckles] 

  Schwoz : "Oh, no. I don't know who I am! I've lost all knowledge of my life and the people who love me!"