- Yakko Warner: [to the chorus girls] Hello nurses, say why don't you stop by the water tower and I'll show you my stamp collection.
- Chorus Girl: [giggling] But Yakko you don't have a stamp collection.
- Yakko Warner: [puts his finger under her chin] Alright then you can open my mail.
- [chorus girl hugs him]
- Yakko Warner: [while dancing with some chorus girls] Let me know when those costumes get heavy!
- [growls suggestively]
- Slappy Squirrel: Why don't you lighten up?
- Thaddeus Plotz: A horrible old squirrel! What do you want?
- Slappy Squirrel: That's what *I'd* like to know. The studio keeps making me do these stupid cameos!
- [takes out her script and puts on her reading glasses]
- Slappy Squirrel: Alright, hang on, I gotta coupla lines here.
- [clears throat]
- Slappy Squirrel: "You will be visited by three ghosts."
- Thaddeus Plotz: But why?
- [beat as Slappy looks at her script]
- Slappy Squirrel: I dunno. I lost the other page. Can't believe I'm doing this for scale. Hey! Where's my four hundred and sixty-four dollars? Eh, I gotta get me a new agent.