- Yakko Warner: You must be Doc.
- Ishmael: Call me Ishmael.
- Yakko Warner: Call me Ishtar.
- Wakko Warner: Call me irresponsible.
- Dot Warner: Call me anytime. But not collect, okay, big fella?
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [singing] Watch 'Star Trek IV' or ask your teachers / Whales are kind and loving creatures!
- Yakko Warner: Thar she blows!
- Captain Ahab: Where? Where?
- Dot Warner: [blowing a trumpet, gravely voice like Louis Armstrong] That's a high C on the high seas! Yeah!
- Captain Ahab: Find me the white whale!
- Yakko Warner: There's the white whale!
- Captain Ahab: Where?
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [singsong] Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look!
- Dot Warner: [stranded in the middle of the ocean, histrionically] Oh, isn't there a single ship that could save us? ANY ship would do!
- Skipper: [the Titanic, the Edmond Fitzgerald, and the S.S. Minnow all pull up] Hop aboard, little buddy.
- Yakko Warner: We should've been more specific.
- Dot Warner: [they all jump on Captain Ahab as he plans to kill Moby Dick] Please don't kill the white whale!
- Wakko Warner: Yeah, we want to take him home as a pet!
- Yakko Warner: We've got an enormous bathtub back home!