- David Spade: On the show tonight we got Laura Beitz, Bella Thorne and Motion Capture.
- [Moshe Kasher gives two thumbes down at this joke at his expense]
- David Spade: They were talking about remaking some of my old ones with all female casts. There's gonna be, eh... 'Jill Dirt'. Ehm... 'Tommy Girl. There was eh, 'Pussy Roberts'. That one never got off the ground. They're looking for another round of funding.