- Homer Simpson: I'll be going out late tonight. It's midnight monkey madness at the zoo.
- Marge Simpson: Me too. I'll be overturning all the wheelbarrows in case it rains.
- Homer Simpson: Well, enjoy your pointless activity.
- Marge Simpson: Have fun at your preposterous event.
- Ned Flanders: That concludes our Halloween show for this year. I just wanna say that for those watching this network, you are all going to Hell. And that includes FX, Fox Sports, and our newest Devil's portal, the Wall Street Journal. Welcome to the club!
- Bart Simpson: Trick or Treat is not something you mindlessly chant like the Lord's Prayer - it's an oral contract!