- Captain: That's absolute nonsense. I laugh all the time. Why, only the other evening, Fanny and I were in stitches while recalling the satirical skewering of sociopolitical institutions in The Mikado. Isn't that right, Fanny?
- Lady Fanny Button: Hmm?
- Captain: The Mikado.
- Lady Fanny Button: Oh, hilarious skewering of sociopolitical institutions.
- Captain: Hysterical.
- Lady Fanny Button: Sidesplitting.
- Captain: Riotous.
- Lady Fanny Button: Agreed!
- Captain: I concur. So, I hope that puts this matter to rest.
- [taps Pat on the shoulder with swagger stick]
- Captain: Carry on.
- Robin: Ooooohhh, bad moonah on the rise. Dust cover sun. Birds fall. Crop fail. Something wicked this way come.
- Barclay Beg-Chetwynde: [dog barking] Bitches? Bitches!
- Robin: Oh, that explain it.