Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cable Excess (2007)

Derrick Davidson: U.S. Network Lawyer

Quotes 

• [Emma, Wanda, and Lacey are discussing the kind of show they want to make] 

  Wanda Dollard : I've always kinda liked The View. We could do something like that.

  Lacey Burrows : Mmm-hmm.

  Wanda Dollard : We could call it, um...

  Emma Leroy : "The View." That's a good name.

  Lacey Burrows : Nah, nah. I think the people at The View might have something to say about that.

  Wanda Dollard : [scoffs]  Like I'm afraid of The View.

  [cut to a lawyer in an office, there is an American flag on his desk] 

  U.S. Network Lawyer : [on the phone]  I'll get on it right away.

  U.S. Network Lawyer : [announcing]  Linda, I have to sue some place called Sa-catch-a-jam. It's in Canada or Minnesota or something. Look it up and get them on the phone.

  [cut back to the women at the Ruby, the phone rings] 

  Wanda Dollard : Just ignore that. We can come up with the title later.