Kitchen Nightmares (TV Series)

Sebastian's (2007)

Gordon Ramsay: Self

Quotes 

• Gordon Ramsay : This guy is seriously off his fucking trolley.

• Gordon Ramsay : And now, I want you to become the perfect tosser.

  [Referring to tossing pizza dough, not masturbation] 

• Gordon Ramsay : This shit is the most disgusting fucking bought-in crap I've ever tasted in my entire life. 95% of your menu is bought-in.

  Sebastian Di Modica : Okay... I was going to go with 80%.

• Gordon Ramsay : [speaking to the staff of Sebastian's after a disastrous dinner service]  The nominees for most confused restaurant is Sebastian's... Sebastian's... and Sebastian's!

• Gordon Ramsay : [sarcastically]  Oh, here we go. Lights, action, drama.

• Waitress : [having been coached by Sebastian to serve Ramsey a certain way]  And as Sebastian's mother would say, "Mangia!"

  [She presents the plate of food to Gordon and then walks away; she realizes she did not give him a fork and rushes back] 

  Gordon Ramsay : Can't really "Mangia" without a fork!

  Waitress : [nervously]  Yes, you're right, I'm sorry.

  Gordon Ramsay : Relax. You've got the part.

• Sebastian Di Modica : Okay, my pizzas will soon be in supermarkets.

  Gordon Ramsay : [incredulous]  What?

  Sebastian Di Modica : I would love to franchise this, and have a "Sebastian's" all over the world.

  Gordon Ramsay : Oh my God...

  Sebastian Di Modica : Just think how that sounds. "Sebastian's" all over the world. That makes me excited.

  Gordon Ramsay : [cupping hands together around his mouth so his voice is louder]  YOU HAVEN'T GOT FUCKING ONE RIGHT SO FAR! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU THINK ABOUT TWO?

• [after hearing Sebastian bragging that he won an argument against him] 

  Gordon Ramsay : Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?

• [to Sebastian] 

  Gordon Ramsay : I'm 40 years old, and I have gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never... ever... ever... ever met someone I believe in as little as you. I think you will go back to your sloppy, shortcut, 5-out-of-10 frozen ways. Good luck.