Plot

An outrageous cut-rate producer, Charlie LaRue is about to fulfill his lifelong dream to make a movie about the most offensive, dirtiest jokes ever told.

An outrageous cut-rate producer, Charlie LaRue (Christopher Meloni) is about to fulfill his lifelong dream to make a movie about the most offensive, dirtiest jokes ever told. As Charlie and his filmmaking team hilariously struggle to write a script and assemble their award-winning cast, the movie-within-a-movie emerges with one dirty joke after another. Only one can take the crown for writing the dirtiest joke ever told and Charlie will do whatever he can to be that king.—Elizabeth, Marketing Manager

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy?" "Nun".. This was Charlie's joke when he was in Catholic school. His teacher warns that one day he will end in prison. Charlie vows to make a movie with nothing but dirty jokes.

An outrageous cut-rate producer, Charlie LaRue (Christopher Meloni) is about to fulfill his lifelong dream to make a movie about the most offensive, dirtiest jokes ever told. Tits with jokes, is his box office gold. The CEO wants racist jokes told by minorities (so they aren't racist anymore) As Charlie and his filmmaking team (Director (Mario Cantone), CEO (Robert Klein), The writer (John Lavelle), Agent Morty (Adam Sietz) ) hilariously struggle to write a script and assemble their award-winning cast, the movie-within-a-movie emerges with one dirty joke after another. Charlie gets an office in the elevator & permission from the board of directors, a bunch of half witted zombies (they want more whore jokes).

The director wants proper movie with all the main characters having roles, a beginning, a story and an end.

"I cant come into work today, I am sick.. well how sick are you? ... well for one, I am having sex my sister right now". Guy into a bar to a sexy bartender "5 shots of whiskey please". "What are you celebrating" "my first blow job" "in that case, let me buy you beer".. "no thanks beer wont get the taste out, if whiskey cant" "I would love to get in your pants" "why would you say that" "because, I just took a big dump in mine".. 3 hillbillies in front of a pig.. "I wish this was Britney Spear's ass" "I wish it was Paris Hilton's ass" "I wish it was dark"

"I am screwed, I am a doctor & I sleep with my patients..." "oh don't worry my brother is a doctor and he sleeps with patients all the time..." "is he a vet?" "Hey hot guy, your friend hired me to give you some hot sup(er) sex" "I will take the soup".. "whats the difference between a priest and acne" "Acne doesn't come on your face till you are 12". "Mommy, where do babies come from" "They come from the store" "who has sex with the store" "Why cant Arabs take driving test and sex ed on the same day?" "Their camels get too tired" "I cant hear anything doc" "Well, you have a suppository in your ear" "oops I think I know where I put my hearing aid" "well, your battery is low"

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?" "They cant smell it, but they cant eat it" "Well, how are you" "sorry, do I know you" "I am one of the woman you had sex with" "oh my god are you the stripper from my bachelor party, while your friend shoved a cucumber up my ass" "no, I am your sons's English teacher" "honey want to have sex tonight?... I have a visit to the gynecologist tomorrow... are you also seeing the Proctologist?" "When I was in Africa, on safari, a lion came into my tent and I soiled my pants" "Thats OK, if a lion came into my tent, I would have soiled my pants too" .. "not then, now"..

The auditions start "What did 1 gay sperm say to the other gay sperm.. how am i going to find the egg in all this crap?" "What do tornadoes and women have in common" "you always know when they come, and they take the house when they leave" "How do you know your wife is dead" "The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up" "whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute" "A prostitute stops having sex with you once you are dead"

"Those are boys gym shorts" "No those are girls gym shorts", a priest walks in an smells the shorts "Those are boys gym shorts, but not from my parish" "Where do you find a one legged dog" "where ever you left it"

The director is not a fan of gay jokes as he is a queer himself. They even try a KKK member telling black jokes via a ventriloquist dummy.

"Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay" "why" "He closes his eyes when I kiss him" "Father, I got some good news and some bad news" "bad news is that you have cancer and there is nothing we can do about it" "good news is that I am having sex with the nurse that brings you your medicines" "How do you make an Irai woman pregnant.. come on her feet & let the flies do the rest" Student to teacher "Do you have a light?" "Johnny, when did you start smoking" "first time I got laid" "and when was that" "I don't know, I was drunk" "If you woke up on the top of a mountain with a black eye and a pain in your rectum, would you tell anyone?" "heck no" "really?, would you like to go skiing?" "Brian remember me. we met at your frat party and went up to your room and you said "you are a good sport"" "well, I am pregnant and I am going to kill myself" "yeah, you are a good sport" "whats the difference between erotic and kinky" "erotic, you use a feather" "kinky you use the whole chicken"

The project runs into financial difficulties when the investor is arrested. They need $217 to finish the move. So they turn to sponsored jokes.

"little Vienna sausages" that are made from leftovers and cattle feces and gives the runs. "Sir, its about your son. I have good news and bad news" "The bad news is that he is a Transvestite and was found giving blow jobs to homeless people" "the good news is that he has been murdered" "Bartender, do you have gin and tonic" she hands him an apple "jesus this tastes like gin" "turn it around" "wow this is tonic". "so, what to do to get some pussy?" she hands him another apple "jee, this tastes like feces" "turn it around".. "I have good news and bad news" "The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's" "the good news is that you can hide your won Easter eggs" "Coach, I know we want to win state, but the steroid you got us on have a problem. I have hair on my chest" "oh jeez, how far down does that go" "all the way to my balls" "doc, I have heard the hymen reconstruction surgery, is that effective" "well, you can roll back the odometer, but you never get the new car smell" "what is the difference between a Hebrew and a canoe" "A canoe might tip" "Doc I have an orgasm every time I sneeze" "no problem I will write you a prescription for pepper"

"My military instructor is tough" "he yells, if you don't jump out of this plane, I will stick my cock up your ass" "so, did you jump?" "a little at first" "Hi sugar, I would like to open a effing bank account" "Jim, we have a problem" "sir, what is the problem" "there is no problem, I just won $70 MM in a lottery and I want to open a effing bank account in your bank" "and this c**t wont help ya?" woman: "I am here to donate plasma, I need the $20". man "sperm pays $100" "really?" One week later, woman walks in with a full mouth.. man "so, back again for the 20?" woman "uh-huh"

The producer accuses the director of killing the best jokes and the director is both Hebrew and gay.

"waitress, can you pack the sausages to go?" "Single right?" "Why, just because I asked to pack the sausages?" "no, because you are ugly" What do you call a lesbian dinosaur: Alickalotofpuss "We got the results on your wife, she either has AIDS or Alzeimers" "god, what should I do" "Take her out and leave her a few miles from the house. If she comes home, don't have sex with her"

Only one can take the crown for writing the dirtiest joke ever told and Charlie will do whatever he can to be that king. The judge sentences the producer & director to 25 yrs in prison for putting all sorts of insults in the movie to ethnic minorities, in the garb of making fun