- Pickles: Wow, you are a dick!
- Nathan Explosion: Yeah, you got it down to a science.
- William Murderface: You notice how I'm not mad, he gets mad. That's being a dick.
- News Reporter: Well, it's been a rough time for Dethklok with a full blown guitar war waging behind the scenes. All this while, the world waits to hear what Toki Wartooth can really do on guitar. I guess we'll find out at the Toki Wartooth recital, scheduled this week. In a press release written by Nathan, Pickles, and William Murderface, it was stated that Skwisgaar Skwigelf is a Swedish dildo-licker, and that Toki has grown into a true guitar master, and that he
- [Skwigaar]
- News Reporter: is a lady on his period.
- William Murderface: Stop! I'm sorry; sorry about being a dick, but sometimes it's hard to suppress the urge of ruining other peoples' lives!