Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The TiVo Guy (2007)

Mark Derwin: Doctor

Quotes 

• Doctor : Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion.

  Leon Black : Twisted balls.

  Doctor : In layman's terms, yes. It's...

  Leon Black : Twisted balls.

  Doctor : It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so.

  Larry David : Oh, OK.

  Doctor : But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly.

  Larry David : No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK?

  Leon Black : You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls.

  Larry David : I've got long balls?

  Leon Black : Doc, you've seen his balls, right?

  Larry David : Would you say my balls were unusually long?

  Doctor : They're a bit more distended than the average testicles.

  Leon Black : You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name.

  Larry David : [incredulously]  Long balls. Who the hell knew?

  Leon Black : Long balls. Change your drawers.