American Dad! (TV Series)

Big Trouble in Little Langley (2007)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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• [after Bah Bah rescued Stan from being trapped in his own home because Mr. Dawson refuses to bail him out and arrogantly abandons him with his wife] 

  Stan Smith : Why did you cut her out of the will and leave everything to Gwen?

  Bah Bah : Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help. She failed math in school. Imagine, Chinese girl can't do math?

  Stan Smith : It's embarrassing when children don't adhere to stereotypes.

• Francine Smith : You were right, Stan. I want to meet my real parents.

  Stan Smith : Don't worry, honey. I'll find them, no matter how long it takes. They'll be here at 6:00.

• Francine Smith : Oh, my God! Our house!

  Stan Smith : Nothing to worry about. Just your average greasy Chinese duck fire.

  Francine Smith : Is everyone okay? Steve? Hayley? Roger?

  Stan Smith : Everyone's fine.

  Francine Smith : [sees Klaus]  Oh, and... and Klaus. Is Klaus okay? He's the only one I really care about.

  Klaus : [with angry despair]  Too late, Francine. Too fucking late.