Badgerclops: I know you're hurt, but you cannot control friendships
Mao Mao: Badgerclops, sit! Shake! Roll over.
[Badgerclops obeys each command, then Mao Mao tosses him a doggie treat]
Mao Mao: Good boy.
Badgerclops: You may have proved your point in one way, but you did... not... win.