- Percy Longstockings: [Season 2 theme song] On the twelfth day of Venom on the Shelf, Rob gave to me/
- [Footage from Santa's Slay plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Bill Goldberg killing,/
- [Footage from God's Not Dead 2 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: An abomination,/
- [Footage from All That Heaven Allows plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Some boring screenplay,/
- [Footage from Batman Returns plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Fans' double standards,/
- [Footage from Home Alone 3 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Social service calling,/
- [Footage from The Gospel According to St. Matthew plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Religious storytelling,/
- [Footage from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Illegal Hermione,/
- [Footage from Meet Me in St. Louis plays]
- Percy Longstockings: JUDY GAAAAARLAAAAAND!,/
- [Footage from The Santa Clause 2 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Forced arranged marriage,/
- [Footage from The Jungle Book 2016 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Awful tone-deaf singing,/
- [Footage from Tangerine plays]
- Percy Longstockings: Transgenders banging,/
- [Footage from How the Grinch Stole Christmas plays]
- Percy Longstockings: And a dog butt kissing mayor!
- [Season 4 opening theme song]
- Narrator: Tis' the season to be jolly! The time of year to spend with friends and family but at a two meter distance! Let's get into this Christmas spirit during the most wonderful time of the year! This is Venom on the Shelf IV: A Dozen Farewells.
- Kaylah: [singing] On the twelfth day of Venom on the Shelf, Rob gave to me...
- [Footage from Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] The end of an era,
- [Footage from Gremlins plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Howie Mendel as Gizmo,
- [Footage from Alice in Wonderland 2010 plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Tim Burton sucking,
- [Footage from A Goofy Movie plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Legend Jason Marsden,
- [Footage from Hook plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] One of Spielberg's greatest,
- [Footage from Black Christmas 2006 plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Slasher movie ruined,
- [Footage from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] When's Hermione eightteen?,
- [Footage from The Parent Trap 1998 plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] WOOORST CHILDREN EVEEEEER!
- [Footage from 3615 Code Père Noël plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Another murdering Santa,
- [Footage from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Homoerotic villain,
- [Footage from Aladdin 2019 plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] Disgracing a Legend,
- [Footage from Jingle All the Way plays]
- Kaylah: [singing] And a Crazy Schwarzenegger!
- [Season 1 opening]
- Narrator: Tis' the season. The most wonderful time of the year, celebration with friends and family. It's time to pay tribute to this jolly month, so join us as we get into the Christmas spirit. You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but this is... ; Venom on the Shelf.
- [Season 3 theme song]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] On the twelfth day of Venom on the Shelf, Rob gave to me...
- [Footage from Star Wars: The Last Jedi plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Destroying the internet,
- [Footage from Toy Story 4 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Ruining a trilogy,
- [Footage from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Michael Jackson wonker,
- [Footage from Ernest Saves Christmas plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] My homedog Ernest,
- [Footage from The Lion King 2019 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Completely pointless movie,
- [Footage from The Grinch plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Pissing on my hero,
- [Footage from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Hermione's still illegal,
- [Footage from Alice in Wonderland 1951 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] EEEEAR RAPING TRAUMAAAAA!,
- [Footage from The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Time traveling Santa,
- [Footage from Beauty and the Beast 2017 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Disgracing a classic,
- [Footage from Home Alone plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] More neglectful parents,
- [Footage from Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] And a gruesome Jason murdering spree!
- [Season 2 opening and theme song]
- Narrator: Tis' the season. That time of the year again to sit 'round the fire and laugh at shitty movies in the name of Christmas. This is Venom on the Shelf II: The 12 Days of Venom.
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] On the twelfth day of Venom on the Shelf, Rob gave to me...
- [Footage from Santa's Slay plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Bill Goldberg killing,
- [Footage from God's Not Dead 2 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] An abomination,
- [Footage from All That Heaven Allows plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Some boring screenplay,
- [Footage from Batman Returns plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Fans' double standards,
- [Footage from Home Alone 3 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Social service calling,
- [Footage from The Gospel According to St. Matthew plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Religious storytelling,
- [Footage from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Illegal Hermione,
- [Footage from Meet Me in St. Louis plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] JUDY GAAAAARLAAAAAND!,
- [Footage from The Santa Clause 2 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Forced arranged marriage,
- [Footage from The Jungle Book 2016 plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Awful tone-deaf singing,
- [Footage from Tangerine plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] Transgenders banging,
- [Footage from How the Grinch Stole Christmas plays]
- Percy Longstockings: [singing] And a dog butt kissing mayor!