- Russ Taylor: How is it you always seem to manage to find a coil of rope?
- Angus MacGyver: Same reason that I look better in a tux than you do. The universe wants it that way.
- Russ Taylor: Tell me what it is you see.
- Wilt Bozer: A middle-aged British guy who maybe slept in his clothes and definitely didn't shower.
- Russ Taylor: Incorrect, and unnecessarily hurtful.
- Desi Nguyen: Funny thing is, I don't really gamble. I hate losing money.
- Russ Taylor: Well, it is my money.
- Desi Nguyen: Let's blow some cash.
- Angus MacGyver: How did you swing this?
- Russ Taylor: Oh, you know, posh accent, emotional manipulation, blackmail. Same way I got my first wife.