Andrew Garfield credited as playing...
Peter Parker • Spider-Man
- Peter Parker: Are you okay?
- Peter Parker: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
- Peter Parker: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.
- Peter Parker: Really?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You want me to crack it?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
- Ned Leeds: Wait so you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?
- Peter Parker: I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
- Peter Parker: [to himself] I literally just said that...
- Peter Parker: [on May's last words] She told me that with great power...
- Peter Parker: Comes great responsibility.
- Peter Parker: Wait, what? How do you know that?
- Peter Parker: Uncle Ben said it.
- Peter Parker: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
- [during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]
- Peter Parker: I love you guys!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [beat] Thank you.
- Peter Parker: You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.
- Peter Parker: That'll do it.
- Ned Leeds: Here's your web cartridges.
- Peter Parker: Oh, thanks, man.
- Peter Parker: What's that for?
- Peter Parker: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
- [Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]
- Ned Leeds, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: WHOA!
- Ned Leeds: That came *out* of you!
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
- Peter Parker: No?
- Peter Parker: How on earth does that even...?
- Ned Leeds: Peter!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean
- [they all point at each other]
- Ned Leeds: [Confused] Peter... Peter...
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [They keep pointing at each other] We're all Peter.
- Ned Leeds: Peter... Parker?
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Same.
- Peter Parker: Ah, there it goes.
- [stretches back]
- Peter Parker: Are you okay?
- Peter Parker: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
- Peter Parker: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.
- Peter Parker: Really?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You want me to crack it?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
- Peter Parker: [after Strange uses a dimensional gateway to confront Peter Parker] Strange, wait! We're so close!
- Doctor Strange: [furious] Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!
- Peter Parker: I know, I know, I'm sorry about that, sir.
- Peter Parker: You went to the Grand Canyon?
- Peter Parker: [referring to Peter 1] He could have used your help!
- [Strange is completely baffled by the appearance of the other Parkers]
- Peter Parker: No no, it's OK. These are my friends. This is Peter Parker and this is Peter Parker. He's Spiderman, he's Spiderman. They're mes from other universes. This is the wizard I was telling you about.
- Peter Parker: Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
- Peter Parker: Seems you've met some of them.
- Peter Parker: [chuckles nervously] That's a good question.
- Peter Parker: I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.
- Peter Parker: No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
- Peter Parker: Oh?
- Peter Parker: Yeah, he was purple.
- Peter Parker: I wanna fight an alien!
- Peter Parker: [to Peter 1] I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.
- Peter Parker: [sighs] I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
- Peter Parker: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.
- Peter Parker: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
- Peter Parker: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
- Peter Parker: Yeah yeah yeah.
- Peter Parker: You... you are amazing.
- Peter Parker: I guess I am.
- Peter Parker: You are amazing.
- Peter Parker: Thank you.
- Peter Parker: Will you say it?
- Peter Parker: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.
- Peter Parker: So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.
- Peter Parker: I'd rather not talk about this.
- Peter Parker: No! I don't mean to...
- Peter Parker: Are you teasing me?
- Peter Parker: No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
- Peter Parker: If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.
- Peter Parker: I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
- Peter Parker: Whoa.
- Peter Parker: Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?
- Peter Parker: Only... only the wrists.
- Peter Parker: You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.
- Peter Parker: Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."
- Peter Parker: Whoa... why?
- Peter Parker: Existential crisis stuff.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.
- MJ: [Ned and MJ reunite with their Peter Parker, and comfort him in his distress] Sorry.
- [Peter senses other people in the area]
- MJ: Peter, there's... there's some people here.
- Peter Parker: [Peter stands up abruptly, and he sees the other two Peter Parkers make an entrance] Hey wait wait whoa!
- Peter Parker: Sorry... about May.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, sorry. I've got some understanding what...
- Peter Parker: No no no, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through!
- Peter Parker: Okay.
- Peter Parker: She's gone! It's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place.
- [He reaches for the box]
- Peter Parker: Peter...
- Peter Parker: Please, don't. You don't belong here, either of you, so I'm sending you home! Those other guys are from your worlds, right? So you deal with it! If they die - if you kill them - that's on you! It's not my problem. I don't care anymore. I'm done! I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this, but you have to go home now. Good luck!
- [He reaches for the box, but MJ holds it away. She gestures him to listen to the other Peters]
- Peter Parker: My Uncle Ben was killed. It was my fault.
- Peter Parker: I lost... I lost Gwen, my, um, she was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on - tried to, tried to keep going, tried to be the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man because I know that's what she would have wanted. But, at some point I just, I stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter. I just don't want you to end up like... like me.
- Peter Parker: The night Ben died, I hunted down the man who I thought did it. I wanted him dead. I got what I wanted. It didn't make it better. It took me a long time to learn to get through that darkness.
- Peter Parker: I wanna kill him. I wanna tear him apart. I can still hear her voice in my head. Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing. She told me that with great power...
- Peter Parker: ...Comes great responsibility.
- [He and Garfield gesture to each other in agreement]
- Peter Parker: Wait, what? How do you know that?
- Peter Parker: Uncle Ben said it.
- Peter Parker: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
- Peter Parker: [Re: Maguire's Peter Parker's street clothes] You gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor, or... you got your suit?
- [Peter-Three successfully saves MJ]
- Peter Parker: [to MJ] Are you okay?
- MJ: Yeah, I'm okay.
- [she notices Peter-Three crying]
- MJ: Are you okay?
- [Peter-Three smiles and nods]
- Peter Parker: [as Peter 3 morosely looks at Peter 1 and MJ having a moment together] You have someone?
- Peter Parker: No.
- [sighs]
- Peter Parker: I got no time for, uh, Peter Parker stuff, y'know. Do you?
- Peter Parker: Uh, it's a little... complicated.
- Peter Parker: No, I understand. I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us.
- Peter Parker: Well... I wouldn't give up. Took a while, but we made it work.
- Peter Parker: Yeah?
- Peter Parker: Yeah, me and... MJ.
- [pause]
- Peter Parker: My MJ, uh... it gets confusing here.
- [both chuckle]
- Peter Parker: [the three Spider-Men retreat and re-group after a botched attack] What is going on out there? I keep yelling at you! Peter 2! Peter 2! Peter 2!
- Peter Parker: I know, but I thought you were Peter 2!
- Peter Parker: What? I'm not Peter 2!
- Peter Parker: Stop arguing, both of you, and listen to peter 1! Look, we're clearly not very good at this!
- Peter Parker: I know I know, we suck! I, I don't know how to work as a team!
- Peter Parker: Me neither.
- Peter Parker: Well I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't want to brag, but, I will. I was in the Avengers!
- Peter Parker: The Avengers?
- Peter Parker: Yeah.
- Peter Parker: That's great!
- Peter Parker: Thank you!
- Peter Parker: What is that?
- Peter Parker: ...Wait you don't have the Avengers?
- Peter Parker: Is, is that a band? Are you in a band?
- Peter Parker: No, I'm not in a band! No, the Avengers is, um, Earth's mightiest...
- Peter Parker: How's this helping?
- Peter Parker: Look, it's not important! All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle, and coordinate our attacks, okay?
- Peter Parker: [Eyes closed] Yes, okay.
- [Opens eyes and points at Peter 1]
- Peter Parker: Let's pick one target!
- Peter Parker: [Points back] Right!
- Peter Parker: [Points at both other Peters] And we take them off the board one at a time!
- Peter Parker: Now you got it! Okay
- [points to himself]
- Peter Parker: Peter 1!
- [Points to Maguire]
- Peter Parker: Peter 2!
- Peter Parker: [to himself] Peter 2.
- Peter Parker: [Points to Garfield] Peter 3!
- Peter Parker: [Waves his hands] Peter 3!
- Peter Parker: All right! Let's do this!
- Peter Parker: Wait wait wait wait wait!
- [Grabs both the other Peters by the shoulder]
- Peter Parker: I love you guys!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker: ...Thank you.
- Peter Parker: All right, let's do this!
- MJ: [Peter 3 has just entered through Ned's portal] Who the hell are you?
- Peter Parker: I'm Peter Parker.
- MJ: That's not possible.
- Peter Parker: I am Spider-Man... in my world. But then, yesterday? I was... I was just here.
- [looking around the place]
- Peter Parker: Wow. String theory... multi-dimensional reality... and matter displacement. All real?
- MJ: Yeah...
- Peter Parker: [excited] Knew it!