- TV Presenter: We know what you're thinking. How can this stupid little rock help ME plunge the world into eternal darkness?
- Carl: That IS what I'm thinking!
- TV Presenter: Well it could, if it were the easily offended, rare and dangerous scorpion rock. When its feelings are hurt, it becomes a poisonous predator, whose bite can turn anything into a raging, evil monster. No matter how small you are, the easily offended scorpion rock can make you big... and super evil.
- Carl: Mmmh. If only I... Carl, the Evil Cockroach Wizard, could find one of these easily offendable scorpion rocks! I mean, wouldn't that be great?
- Dave: [Outside window] That rock bit me, and now I'm a big, super evil monster!
- Carl: I love you, television. I do, I love you.
- [kisses TV]