- Dennis: I know we're lost... but, believe me, there's no point in running around like a bunch of chickens.
- Stanley Griff: I guess you're right, but what should we do instead?
- Lester Goldberg: Yeah. Waddle around like a bunch of ducks?
- Dennis: Well, hmm. You may actually have a point there, Lester. If you'll notice, each one of those baby ducklings is doing a good job of staying close to its parents. And you can bet none of them ever get lost either.
- [last lines]
- ["Doing Like Ducks"]
- Stanley Griff: Dennis, I think I want to be a farmer when I grow up.
- Dennis: Sounds good to me. What kind of animals would you have on your farm?
- Stanley Griff: Oh, you know... horses, sheep, cows. And maybe a great big pond in the middle, so we could have lots and lots of ducks.
- Dennis: A pond! How terrific! Oh yes, I always wanted my own pond... with beautiful aquatic foliage and - and an algae-free filter. And angelfish. I love angelfish. And, oh, a waterfall would be nice.
- [first lines]
- ["Speedy Does It"]
- Mimi: [as lively music plays] Hey, Stanley, you should take break from stretchin' and really listen to the music.
- Dennis: Yes, it's really, uh... rockin'.
- Stanley Griff: No, thanks. I'm getting ready for...
- Mimi, Dennis: The 8-legged race.
- Dennis: Yes. We know, Stanley. You've been talking about the 8-legged race quite a bit today.
- Dennis: The road-runner eats many different types of food each day, giving it the energy it needs to run from predators, or jog next to the road.
- Stanley Griff: Oh, that's right, I didn't have lunch today. I was so interested in stretching for the race and looking at the trophy, I didn't have anything to eat.
- [last lines]
- ["Speedy Does It"]
- Stanley Griff: Hey, Dennis, you mind if I leave the lights on a little longer?
- Dennis: Oh? Why is that, Stanley?
- Stanley Griff: [yawns] Just want to look at the trophy for a while longer.
- Dennis: Stanley, did I fail to mention that roadrunners also sleep?
- Stanley Griff: Oh, Dennis!
- Dennis: Good night, 8-legged, road-running, lunch-eating... 8 - 8 runnered, legging, lunch-eating, oh bother. Good night, Stanley.
- Stanley Griff: Good night, Dennis.