- Ethel Davis: [practicing the part of the Pirate King] Oh, arr... a vast behind!
- Hazel Edwards: Hey, don't be rude!
- Harry Stern: [after Ethel hits him between the legs with a toy sword] That was most unnecessary, Ethel, most unnecessary. Look, maybe you can help me out with this, actually. Look, you see here, it says "allegra" what does this mean?
- Ethel Davis: That's Martin and Hazel's car.
- Ethel Davis: How's your diet going?
- Kim Goody: Not bad, lost three pounds, how about you?
- Ethel Davis: Eh, hm. Two pounds.
- Kim Goody: Only two pounds.
- Ethel Davis: No, I've put on two pounds.
- Kim Goody: You've put on two pounds?
- Ethel Davis: I thought you said celery wasn't fattening?
- Kim Goody: It isn't if you don't keep dunking it in peanut butter.