Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Getting More Than Some (1996)
Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy
Quotes
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Jack Malloy : Uh, where are you going, young lady?
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, I have fifteen parties, and then we're all gonna wind up at the beach to watch the baby sea turtles hatch.
Jack Malloy : Okay, honey, be home by ten.
Tiffany Malloy : Ten, Daddy?
Jack Malloy : Okay, eleven.
Tiffany Malloy : Eleven, Daddy?
Jack Malloy : Okay, twelve!
Tiffany Malloy : Twelve, Daddy?
Jack Malloy : Okay, come home whenever you want, but at least call me to let me know you're okay.
Tiffany Malloy : No.
Jack Malloy : Okay. Have a nice time.
[Tiffany goes on her way...]
Jack Malloy : [... and Ross comes down the stairs] Where are you going, Mister?
Ross Malloy : To a party. Then we are gonna go down to the beach to put sugar in the gas tanks of the idiots watching the sea turtles hatch. Dumb tree-huggers are interrupting the birth cycle.
Jack Malloy : Yeah, in my day we would have just beat the sea turtles with baseball bats, but hey! Grow or die! Peace to the shelled ones, man!
[flashes hip peace sign]
Ross Malloy : Why don't you just watch MTV like all the other old people, Dad?
Jack Malloy : [as Ross goes on his way] There goes one unplugged dude!
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Jack Malloy : My son's getting some and my daughters a virgin. I'm the happiest man in the world.
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Ryan Malloy : Tiffany... you think that maybe you could get me into one of those parties tonight?
Tiffany Malloy : Not even if you came with a bat and was filled with candy.
Ryan Malloy : Maybe you could take me to the beach afterwards and we could watch the turtles hatch.
Tiffany Malloy : Well, they won't hatch if you're watching.
Ryan Malloy : How are they gonna know it's me?
Tiffany Malloy : Cause all the females will crawl back into their shells.
Jack Malloy : Honey... Honey, you're actually eating something. Does this mean you're finally hungry?
Tiffany Malloy : No, I don't like the way this dress hangs.
[bites off the tip of a carrot, swallows:]
Tiffany Malloy : There! That's better!
[much pleased with fit of mini-dress now]
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[first lines]
Jack Malloy : [brought home the dogs from their daily outing, and as they dash up the stairs:] Good work, guys! Especially you, Jasper!
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Jack Malloy : Yup, I love Sundays. It's a day for scrambled eggs, ball games...
Tiffany Malloy : Church!
Ross Malloy : What's church?
Jack Malloy : It's where people used to go on Sundays before there was football.