- Sitter: I like that he's hairy.
- Simon: [stops with his brothers] Oh?
- Sitter: Scruffy's, like, cute. It's like, "Hi, l am adorable, but I'm also an animal."
- [the Chipmunks look interested]
- Nostalgia Critic: [as sitter] The fact that he is a chipmunk just cements my bestiality.