- Groucho Marx: Is it Miss or Mrs.?
- Joan Rosenthal: Well, I'm afraid it's Miss.
- Groucho Marx: Well, if you're afraid, I'm not surprised it's Miss.
- [Groucho has asked of Joan the reason an attractive girl like her is still single]
- Joan Rosenthal: I don't really know. I keep asking myself why am I still single.
- Groucho Marx: Well, stop asking yourself, and ask somebody else! You'll get better results that way.
- Groucho Marx: Where have you looked, specifically, for a husband?
- Joan Rosenthal: Well, uh, I've looked in Chicago, and New York, Los Angeles, Baltimore, Kansas City, St. Louis, San Francisco...
- Groucho Marx: You've got a bigger dragnet out than Jack Webb.