- Patton: You want a guy that's sweet...
- Virgil: ...a guy that's tough...
- Roman: ...a feminist who likes to pay for stuff...
- Logan: ...the kind of guy who gets along with your friends without being attracted to any of them...
- Dr. Picani: ...a good boy...
- Remus: ...a bad boy...
- Sleep: ...a good bad boy...
- Deceit: ...a half good, half bad, half boy...