Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rattlestar Ricklactica (2019)

Chris Parnell: Jerry Smith

Quotes 

• Jerry Smith : [screaming defiantly]  I am the Jesus Christ of Christmas!

• Jerry Smith : What ray did you zap me with?

  Rick : I made your atomic matrix slightly lighter than air, and now your shoes are heavier than air, which makes you neutrally buoyant, which I find personally more impressive conceptually than walking on water. But what do I know? I wasn't born into the God business, I fucking earned it!