Burn Notice (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Gabrielle Anwar: Fiona Glenanne

Quotes 

• Michael Westen : Listen, Fi, there's a few things I'm good at: tactical analysis, hand-to-hand combat, and I'm a decent cook. But relationships... they're just not my thing. They never were.

  Fiona Glenanne : Well, now you're in Miami. Get yourself a 24-year-old with big fake tits.

  Michael Westen : They bore me.

• [Having disarmed and knocked out a thug sent by drug dealer Sugar to ambush them, Fiona hands the thug's gun to Michael] 

  Fiona Glenanne : You really ought to do something about your neighbors.

  Michael Westen : I know, I know.

• Fiona Glenanne : A spy is just a criminal with a government paycheck.

• [Michael lies unconscious in a motel room bed. Impatient for him to wake up, Fiona, sitting nearby, kicks him. He comes to with a moan] 

  Fiona Glenanne : You're a lucky man. That many bruises, anyone would think you fell under a truck.

  Michael Westen : Fiona, what are you doing here?

  Fiona Glenanne : You've been out for a couple of days. The maid got curious, went through your stuff. You still have me in your wallet as your emergency contact. You take that out when you leave someone, you know.

• Michael Westen : I'm flattered you came,

  Fiona Glenanne : Don't be. I needed to get out of New York anyway. Old associates were sniffin' around. And I wanted to try someplace sunny. And it sounded like you might die. So I - I wanted to be there, at the end... to tell you what a bastard you were.

• Fiona Glenanne : [sweetly]  Oh, I called your mom.

  Michael Westen : [alarmed]  My mother?

  Fiona Glenanne : Yeah, yeah, we had a lovely chat, She's thrilled you're home for Christmas.

  Michael Westen : Home? I'm not home. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna - I'm gonna go.

  Fiona Glenanne : Leavin'? Yeah, you're good at that.