Nip/Tuck (TV Series)

Duke Collins (2007)

Julian McMahon: Dr. Christian Troy

Quotes 

• Carol McCrackin : There we were in our red hats and scarves, singing "Winter Wonderland" and watching the sunset on the beach when a tattooed man in blue approached, and advised us that we were in "Crip" territory. Well I happen to speak "Crip", so I told him "chill, we were friendlies". But then five men in blue approached, and asked if the red scarves meant that we were sent by the Bloods to diss them. I said "fo schizzle, we were just spreading the word" and "please not get up in our grills". And then I reached for my pitch pipe...

  Dr. Christian Troy : They beat the crap out of you?

  Dr. Sean McNamara : Maybe they weren't music lovers.

  Dr. Christian Troy : How did you escape unhurt?

  Carol McCrackin : I took their advice and hauled my cracker ass out of there.

• Ram Peters : Don't you think that the little girl's gonna be a little bit better off with Kimber and me, rather than some punk who's willing to be filmed taking it up the ass so he could score a little bit more boo-yah?

  Dr. Christian Troy : That's my son, you dick-sucking pimp!

  Kimber Henry : Didn't you guys know that Matt worked here? Oh yeah, Ram cast him in First-Time Fairies... as a bottom. That's the one...

  Julia McNamara : Stop it Kimber, you're lying!

  Dr. Christian Troy : Of course she's lying. That's the only thing she's good at... except for spreading her legs

• Dr. Christian Troy : It takes at least two to tango with Kimber. Preferably eight, one for each tentacle.