- Captain Angela Ali: [flubbing her historically significant declaration] It's good to be black on the moon.
- Pella Bhat: Define masturbation.
- F. Tony Scarapiducci: I definitely will not.
- Pella Bhat: Well, however you define it I definitely did it.
- Reporter #1: Is it true most of you are not astronauts?
- General Mark R. Naird: Becoming an astronaut is a little like losing your virginity. You can't claim it until after it happens.
- [scattered laughter]
- General Mark R. Naird: Not all who go into space will be astronauts. Some will be asked to weld. Others will be asked to wire.
- F. Tony Scarapiducci: Unbelievable. What a great answer to a terrible question.
- Eddie: The first woman on the moon. I mean, that's crazy. Congratulations.
- Captain Angela Ali: Oh. I... I don't know. I'm just gonna do my job.
- Eddie: All right. It's just that, when you start talking, a billion people are gonna be staring at your mouth. What are you gonna say?
- Captain Angela Ali: You know what? Just get dressed, or I'm gonna send you to space in your underwear.
- Eddie: Yes, ma'am.