Breaking Bad (TV Series)

Crazy Handful of Nothin' (2008)

Dean Norris: Hank Schrader

Quotes 

• Hank Schrader : Chick's got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.

• Hank Schrader : [Gomez hands him a package]  What's this, Christmas?

  [finding an evidence baggie with a gas mask inside] 

  Hank Schrader : This that one we found way out in the boonies at that cook site?

  [Gomez nods] 

  Hank Schrader : [reading the accompanying forensics report]  Holy shit.

  Steven Gomez : What?

  Hank Schrader : Lab says they pulled up an imprint of some old writing used to be on the inside; old Magic Marker or something.

  Steven Gomez : Yeah? What's it say?

  Hank Schrader : "Property of J.P. Winn Chemistry Lab". That's Walt's school.

• Hank Schrader : When old holes-in-her-purse bails, you know you're in deep.

• Walt : I mean, for what it's worth, Hugo just doesn't strike me as a thief.

  Hank Schrader : Yeah, well, nothing personal, Walt, but you wouldn't know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.