The Adventures of Shirley Holmes (TV Series)
The Case of the Mischievous Poltergeist (1998)
Meredith Henderson: Shirley Holmes
Quotes
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Alicia Gianelli : Come on, Bart. Spill!
Parker : Yeah, what's up?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : All right, if you insist. It's a poltergeist.
Alicia Gianelli : What?
Parker : Do you mean you rented the movie?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : No! I mean I have my very own poltergeist.
Alicia Gianelli : Stink's going to be sorry he missed this one.
Shirley Holmes : You're serious?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Dead! I've got the whole shebang - moving objects, strange noises... textbook poltergeist behavior.
Bo Sawchuk : Bart, you need to get out more.
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Be there or be square.
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[Bart is recording the paranormal goings on at his birthday party]
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : 9:10 p.m. - U.F.O.
Shirley Holmes : U.F.O.?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Unassisted Flying Object.
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Shirley Holmes : Poltergeist activity has been recorded as far back as written records. Titus Maccius Plautus...
Bo Sawchuk : ...Oh yeah - him...
Shirley Holmes : ...recorded poltergeist-like phenomenon in 200 B.C.
Bo Sawchuk : Yeah, but they also believed the world was flat back then.
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Shirley Holmes : Are these all the U.F.O.s?
Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Yep. What are you expecting to find?
Shirley Holmes : I won't know until I find it.