- Danny Tripp: I just stood in Jack's office and said, "Screw friendship, screw honor, screw patriotism." That's how I talked about myself. And then I added, "We just lost the franchise." That's how I talked about Matt, who would stand in front of a train for any of us, including you while you're screwing Luke. He's been threatened by the Network, compromised by me, brow-beaten by you, heart-broken by Wes, and he's still standing up. Why am I quitting? Cause they're gonna start shooting at him and I'm gonna be standing next to him when they do. You're a talented girl, have a good show this week.
- Jack Rudolph: Have you ever been married?
- Simon Stiles: What?
- Jack Rudolph: When you're married, you say "I'm sorry" a lot. You say "I'm sorry" when you don't mean it, you say "I'm sorry" when you just want to move the hell on, you say "I'm sorry" when you don't know what you could have possibly done wrong.
- Simon Stiles: Aren't you getting divorced?
- Jack Rudolph: Yeah, that's right.
- Simon Stiles: Why?
- Jack Rudolph: Cause I was tired of saying, "I'm sorry."
- Simon Stiles: I appreciate your honesty.
- Jack Rudolph: Well, that's more than I can say for my wife.
- Danny Tripp: Hey, Matthew, don't take this the wrong way, but... I love you.
- Matt Albie: Okay.
- Danny Tripp: Did you take it the wrong way?
- Matt Albie: I took it to mean that you're gay and you want me.
- Danny Tripp: Good.
- Matt Albie: Does she have a name?
- Danny Trip: Baby Girl McDeere.
- Matt Albie: You're hoping she'll become a stripper.
- Danny Trip: They won't let me pick up the baby.
- Harriet Hayes: I know.
- Danny Trip: They won't let me see Jordan because while in a *hospital* she got an infection.
- Harriet Hayes: Yes.
- Danny Trip: They won't let me pick up the baby out of fear that I may steal her and sell her into slavery.
- Harriet Hayes: Yeah.
- Danny Trip: In the meantime Tom's brother, who joined the Air Force on September 12, is being held by the Taliban and Simon has gone on TV and apparently expressed his allegiance to Al-Qaeda. This can't possibly be my life.
- Matt Albie: Thank you... GOD
- Harriet Hayes: I HEARD THAT!... It's me jello-head.
- Matt Albie: They rescued the guys.
- Harriet Hayes: I just heard... Jordan's ok!
- Matt Albie: I know...
- Harriet Hayes: Have you been getting high since our fight at the Catholic's dinner?
- Matt Albie: Yeah...
- Harriet Hayes: AND YOU KEPT THAT FROM ME!
- [slaps Matt hard]
- Matt Albie: When you're high you keep if from everyone... OWWWW!
- Harriet Hayes: Not from me!... I'm the one you never keep things from. Never from me... I'm the one, Matthew.
- Matt Albie: Ok Harriet... I love you.
- Danny Trip: She got 9 out of 10 on the APGAR.
- Jordan McDeere: [smiling excitedly] Nine out of 10! What'd she miss?
- Danny Trip: She didn't grimace. But we're gonna work on that.
- Doctor: Yeah, this kid isn't going to be under a lot of pressure at all.