- Joan-Margaret: [about Frankie] How could she be late to a meeting in her own house?
- Grace Hanson: Are you new here? Her usual excuse is there was too much traffic on the stairs.
- Nicole: So I'm guessing you don't have any dependents.
- Brianna Hanson: Excuse me. We have a dog.
- Barry: And friends of mine took my sperm.
- Nicole: I'm putting "no". So, uh, Barry, uh, how would you define your relationship?
- Barry: I'd say we're two unwed people who live together and aren't allowed to eat each other's leftovers.
- Nicole: So I'll put "roommates".